Screw you-Guys

Versammlung von Usern, die die Größe von South Park erkannt haben.

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It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation. - Cartman
How 'bout we sing, 'Kyle's Mom is a stupid bitch' in D Minor. - Cartman
Other Mom: Can Eric spend the night?

Mrs. Cartman: No, I'm sorry, Eric is grounded for trying to exterminate the Jews last week.

I'd rather be a crying little pussy than a faggy goth kid. - Butters
I've learned something, too: selling out is sweet because when you sell out, you get to make a lot of money, and when you have money, you don't have to hang out with a bunch of poor asses like you guys. Screw you guys, I'm going home. - Cartman
Mrs. Broflowski: Mr. Garrison, you're a Clan member?
Mr. Garrison: No no, Mr. Hat is.
Mr. Hat: White power! White power!
Mr. Garrison: You are such a racist bastard, Mr. Hat.
Museum of Tolerance Lady: You other boys have probably called this young man names like 'tubby' or 'lard-butt' or 'fat tits.'
Kyle: Fat tits, that's a good one.
Stan: Yeah, we'll have to remember that.
Mr. Garrison: Okay. Now, let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard...anyone?
Reporter: This week a boyscout leader has been apprehended for taking sick child pornography pictures, which we will now show you.
Barbara Streisand: Do you have any idea who I am?
Officer Barbrady: Well, you ain't Fiona Apple, and if you ain't Fiona Apple I don't give a rat's ass.
Kyle: Michael Bay gets to keep making movies and Cartman gets his own theme park; there is no God.
Dr. Hallis: Look, us plastic surgeons have one philosophy: if we can help someone's self esteem a little, then why not do it if they have three thousand dollars?